Notes: Written for the spnspiration April Fools Challenge. The prompt given by patriciatepes was "Crowley, me time." Thank you to kat_lair for the swift filthy beta and also for the suggestion of "the sheer amount of evil awesomess within became too big to be contained by one physical body. ergo two. and two of the same because hey, why mess with perfection." Crowley wakes up to find that he's not alone in bed... instead there of two of him!
"Hello darling," says his doppelgänger, leaning up on one elbow. "Well isn't this a pleasant surprise."